I was **** scared I'd drop my baby when she was tiny. Or leave her in her car seat on top of the car and drive off. Guess nature kind of ensures that even if you are as clumsy as **** in all other areas of your life, you somehow manage not to break your children.
We got chatting to a couple of birds in Newcastle, proper slaggy hoes, I asked one if I could use her phone to put a bet on and she unlocked it and passed me it, I spent the next 5 mins whatsapping my phone all of her nudes. She just laughed when she figured out what I’d done.
That was paying for next weekend out...obviously like you do..I scanned it first for rude videos before getting rid...there we're a few boring ones of her...no **** material
She was a proper slag, you can tell the type. Unfortunately the mate was much fitter but would not relinquish her phone.
I never dropped my boy but I'll never forget one time when my mate was round and I was sat on the floor doing his nappy and at the time we had a really low double bed, so I cleaned him up, put him on the bed n turned to mate n said 'see its good that I can still do this cos he can't roll over...'
One of my best mates from school had a load of her nude videos leaked to a slut shaming site. I’d porked her when we were 17 but still had a good ****ing go at them videos. I think I managed about 20 tugs before they were eventually taken down. Good times.
I don't want a pc I don't want a laptop I don't want a tablet I don't want a smart watch I want to do pay pal eBay Amazon YouTube Google internet banking etc I couldn't go back to cheques and bank transfers.
I was more refering to the way people don't talk, when even next to each other. Heads down typing away telling each other what they are gonna do for dinner
