So far, the five offenders have been; one scrap metal bloke (thick as mince), one male taxi driver, and three young females (are you even allowed to use the term 'females' any more?). All as thick as a castle wall.
To avoid the fine, you need to learn to multi-task. Take the dump while filling the car with one hand and pouring coffee with the other.
I've noticed this actually in car parks as well, I recall very well a time I was waiting to get into a space the MetroCentre (having driven round for about 10 mins) and followed some woman and her daughter back to their car (kerb crawl stylee). She then proceeded to sit on her phone for what seemed like an age before eventually pulling out after being prompted by a swift parp of me horn! Maybe she was calling the rozzas or summit, **** knows. She felt the wrath of my horn tho that's for sure....daft bint !!
You guys need to be in less of a rush. I suggest leaving earlier so you don't find yourself getting frustrated with life Just stick some Bob Marley Three Little Birds on and chill
I like to take my time if there's someone waiting. I maybe pick up a basket in their view or if there's newspapers outside have a look. I know I'm pissing them off and even go as far as letting them know I'm enjoying it..this is done in subtle ways in case they get confrontational.. If they get confrontational I laugh at them and shake my head to seal the deal. If you do the job well they end up looking like the arsehole and other people shake their head at them too.
Other week I stopped off at Moor Farm roundabout on the way to the bairns football on a sunday morning, I only went in for a pack of tabs and some **** in front would have had a trolley if he'd had the chance - He literally did his weekly shop at a service station. Arse Hole.
I have preferred type and it's attractive females. They're the type that's used to having people open doors for them and have a massive attitude problem. If they've got their kids with them they think that counts too.. No you should've left for the school trip before you did your hair.
A couple of weeks ago Chaos was shopping at Moor Farm roundabout when some bloke (who was clearly in a hurry to buy 20 Silk Cut) toppled his invalid trolley just cos he couldn't be arsed to wait...
I don't I let the doer close in their face.. As much as possible.. I refer to it as the f*ck you zone. There's a distance you need to time it where a person is left on the very fringes of wondering if you'll hold it or not. Then you don't.
This new bollocks about giving way to pedestrians when turning left... I did it the other day only the daft twat I stopped for was daydreaming on his mobile and not looking ffs. Cars stopping behind me so I tooted and yelled at him to cross. Twat
