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Peter Kay

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Nov 16, 2017.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The best one was on a stag do to Cardiff. The house compere was a mackem and introduced himself as matt from sunderland. We all jumped out of our seats and gave him ****...it was just after the 5-1. The look on his face was priceless...350 miles from home <laugh>
     
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    At you age I would think twice about committing 199quid for an event that far in the future. Although I am sure the Mrs will be able to use it with the new man she shacks up with once you are gone.
    Paid 160 quid each for a ticket to a New Years Eve event in Las Vegas featuring half of Swedish House Mafia a few years ago. Wish now that I had paid the higher price to see the full band.
    There again this year and Mrs wants to see Celine Dion. Its 250dollars a ticket and there are four of us! Only possible upside I can see is that its probably cheaper than spending the 3hrs at the tables.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    £199 for Peter Kay? Fook right off
     
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    There is literally nobody on this planet I would pay £200 to be in the company of
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Thank you and I thought I meant something to you...

    <wah>
     
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    You do. Precisely £2.00!
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Karen Gillan
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    50p is more like it.
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Take it all back. The seats aren’t from £199. have got seats at back and will probably need binoculars but in for the Friday night.

    just have to stay alive for the next 14 months now...
     
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    Luckily he’s a fat **** so should be easy to spot. They have big screens up too so take you glasses.

    Personally I’d take cans though.
     
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  12. nine oclock news

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    He’s not funny anymore imo. Was a right dick on jonathon woss last night
     
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