Off Topic Pet Hates
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To their face?We refer to them as “ Roofers with their f**king brains kicked out”
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You pull up in the right hand lane at a set of traffic lights behind a vehicle in front with the intention of going straight on.
The lights change to green and the arsehole in front then puts their indicator on to turn right, leaving you stuck behind them.
The lights change to green and the arsehole in front then puts their indicator on to turn right, leaving you stuck behind them.
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But there's a perverse satisfaction in sussing them out getting in the inside lane and seeing some other poor fecker getting stuck.
Agreed.
If a lane to their left is empty then take it.
You can usually boot it and get ahead of them when the lights change even if they don't turn right.
Many years ago I drove a Ford Corsair.
Was surprised once when a Lamborghini pulled up to my right at some traffic lights. The shiny roof of it was about two foot up off the tarmac.
So I gave my old banger a kick in the guts and left him in my exhaust fumes when the lights changed
It was my Carlos Fandango moment.
If a lane to their left is empty then take it.
You can usually boot it and get ahead of them when the lights change even if they don't turn right.
Many years ago I drove a Ford Corsair.
Was surprised once when a Lamborghini pulled up to my right at some traffic lights. The shiny roof of it was about two foot up off the tarmac.
So I gave my old banger a kick in the guts and left him in my exhaust fumes when the lights changed
It was my Carlos Fandango moment.
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It crossed my mind , but having a new car I didn’t want to risk damaging it 
Remember the old-fashioned cow-catchers on the front of trains?It crossed my mind , but having a new car I didn’t want to risk damaging it