Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

You ****s are funny.

You're all drug users who rely on these types of daft, naive lassies to smuggle in YOUR drugs yet you show them no remorse whatsoever when they get caught.

Bunch of hypocritical fannies.

 

It's not hypocritical. I widny bring the stuff in. I rely on daft ****s like them to do the dirty work for me, but I widny do it maself.

 

Cokes **** anyway.

 

All? I think not.

 

Nail on the head.

Daft wee sluts, hope they enjoy the aul' truncheon from some Spic Bulldyke.

 

Has been for nearly 2 decades in this country. Used to be good though. Used to be really good.

 

I'm not showing them no remorse.

I'm simply weighing up my empathy with them alongside my desire to see a dramatised version of them fisting each other.

 

I wasn't going to go through the whole thread trying to pick out who is and who isn't a drug user. To be honest, I assumed everyone on here took drugs. That's certainly the impression I get.

 

Gambol, all coke is ****.

You can still get "good" coke, you just don't have the connections for it.

 

So when a farmer dies we should feel sad? We eat food after all.

 

Av no had any connections at all for several years. Am a good boy now.

 

Same.

I denounce drugs.

Not them all though.

 

Want to buy some ching?

 

Well, you wouldn't be celebrating his death, would you?

 

**** you!

 

Aye, ok. Meet me a coocaddens underpass 7pm.

 

I might laugh, depends how he died.

Pushed into ravine on quad bike by ravenous sheep - Hilarious

Bleeds to death after catching arm in thresher - Also Hilarious

Complications due to bowel surgery - Not quite as Hilarious but still quite funny

Died peacefully - Not interested

 

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If it was a tory MP or a minor royal he probably would do