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Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 12, 2013.

  1. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Ah wid
     
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  4. VenomPD

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    What a tedious ****** you are.
     
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    Of course it would be too much for them to work out that if they had voluntarily offered the drugs up at customs with an explanation of the situation that they would be off the hook.
     
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    "If convicted of smuggling, Melissa and Michaella could face up to seven years in jail.

    However, if one was found responsible for the entire haul, she could be jailed for up to 25 years."

    my money's on Michaella's getting the irish Government to point the finger at the other one so she can go free and Melissa gets 25 years.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    be funny as **** if the UK government got the Jock away with it and the Paddy took the fall
     
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    i wonder at what point the spanish or British government try to make a link between this and Gibraltar <doh>
     
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    One things for certain, both girls are completely innocent of any wrongdoing.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

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    These awful gangsters must have forced them onto a plane to Peru and then cynically forced them to carry drugs in their luggage in an attempt to fly back to Party Central, all the while making sure that these two innocent wee lassies never spoke to the police either in Ibiza or Peru.

    Clear case of innocent lassieness.
     
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    Not sure about the Irish government but the Home Office in the UK will do sweet **** all for the Lenzie bird anyway.

    They don't care.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    meh, I don't give a **** what happens to them. I may watch the movie of it all when it comes out though.
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you never know
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Me too.

    Just for the inevitable lesbathon where the wee Lenzie lassie gets licked out by some serious Peruvian lips.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    ...not to forget all the hot sex action in Ibiza where they get shagged stupid by the drug cartel.
     
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    Least they will get on the tv program , banged up abroad !!!
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** off, harry
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    I'm the same <ok>
     
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