So.
I didn't lie about playing in a band, and I didn't lie about having a decent collection of guitars.
That means, that I also didn't lie about being able to play the guitar.
And I didn't lie about having to rush off to gigs, or that I was at gigs.
All of these things, at several times in the past, I have had to put up with a gamut of ****wittery from the usual muppets accusing me of being a fantasist and a liar.
Tell me what it is that I "lied" about.
The coastal retreat appeared to be absent mate.

