You should try a can of VB 'bigbrianhorse$hit', it might enable you to post something about football.
For the last time 'horse' it has a capital 'B' and Victoria in front of it! Geeeeez! See my avatar! I post regularly on Aussie Rules forums and also on Melbourne Victory's message boards in the Australian A-League. I used to post on the American BigSoccer Message Boards but they banned me when I had the temerity to say that Altidore would never make it in the English Premier League. I was right but they have never e-mailed me to allow me back on their boards. Maybe it was because I referred to the MLS as the "Mickey Mouse" league. No sense of humour some people!
All you do is go on about how crap players are, I bet your bottle of Victoria Pisswater is always half empty not half full. I drank the stuff in a Walkabout and it's nothing to write home about either.