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Perch facts

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  1. Agent Bruce

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    Looks like there's just you and me around ACS, fancy a game of cards?
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Given the thread... How about Fish?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 28, 2012
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    James Perch is an solid Premier League player who signed from Nottingham Forest in the summer of 2010.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The hulk gets Perch hands for xmas
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Do they make gloves big enough to fit Perch hands?
     
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    I think so.... The whole concept though is a bit fishy if you ask me
     
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    Messi is only considered the best in the world because he's never had to face Perch on a cold Tuesday evening
     
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    Thin Ronaldo once went to the Perch soccer schools
     
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    James Perch lives life..on the edge.
     
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    MF SHAK, Mar 29, 2012
  10. Blue harvest

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    Liverpool are preparing a £100M deal for Perch to be their back 4 next season.

    Kenny Dalgleish was quoted as saying "Hsssaplyr Liverpool Football Club wnttosign hsvrsatlty s trmdsfrs, hgffccjbjhdf!! Nhhrhdfhjhdfggfggfxgx!!"
     
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    I can just see him slurring those words with his can of Tenants Special in his hand...
     
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    did you know why Kenny is so rich by the way?

    It's all the loose change that people throw his way....
     
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