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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Had they been licking the back of Homers hallucinogenic toads before they went to sleep? Jesus what the ****. I've had weird dreams but this takes the biscuit!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 8, 2011
  3. Mick O'Toon

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    Or anyone called Billy <whistle>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 8, 2011
  4. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I would love to chase her with one.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 8, 2011
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    <laugh>! She is absolutely crapping herself.
     
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    skalpel, Sep 8, 2011
  6. TheLittleGeordie

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    Jellyfish
     
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  7. Alfie

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    I have nothing to fear but fear itself.


    Ooh and Lord Voldemort.
     
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    Alfie, Sep 8, 2011
  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I am scared of his nose.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 8, 2011
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    You'd think that somebody able to do such unbelievable magic could grow himself a ****ing nose. Oh and:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    skalpel, Sep 8, 2011
  10. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Imagine trying to pick that nose.
     
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    Just beat me to it!
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Sep 8, 2011
  12. Ant_NUFC

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    Bees, Wasps and Jellyfish can panic me. Oh Leazes seen you at work last night, can we have 10mins worth of our hour back it took you to set the 5 a side court up ;)
     
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    Ant_NUFC, Sep 8, 2011
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Its a right pain in the arse mate. I know how you feel, blame those ****ing netball ****ers.
     
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    Tissues and crabs( the livin in the sea variety)
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> anyone on here actually had an STI?
     
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    Care to explain???
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Sep 8, 2011
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    <laugh> Nobody is going to answer this.
     
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    skalpel, Sep 8, 2011
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its a good job wor lass doesn't read these boards leazes, she'd kill you for that netball comment! To be fair she has been on edge since I told her many moons ago it wasn't a sport. I told her a game whereby you have to stop and pirouette upon receipt of the ball will never be classed as a sport. I told her it was below rounders in sports classification.
     
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    Nail files and that doll thing from Saw (<laugh>).
    Also I hate rollercoasters but I'm not sure if that exactly counts.

    This thread has made me laugh more than any other for a long time!
     
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    Minty Fresh, Sep 8, 2011
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    I'm also kind of scared of horses.

    Strange story.

    When I was 7 I was riding a horse during some kind of parade , and my mother was patting the horse and accidentally slapped the horse's cock causing it to run around hysterically and nearly drop me on the floor.

    Yes , that actually happened.
     
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