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  1. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Sorry if this has already been covered but does anyone know if the guy from page one was serious about having a phobia of coriander?
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Nov 7, 2011
  2. The Wilde one

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    There's just no plaice for that in a civilised society. You should've battered her.
     
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  3. Masanari

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    At the very least she should of felt gill-ty.
     
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  4. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Oh dear Oh dear

    <doh>

    <laugh>
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Nov 7, 2011
  5. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    and then put her in her plaice
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Nov 7, 2011
  6. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    This <laugh>
     
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  7. Masanari

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    With a good pollocking.
     
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  8. Colocreamy

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    I am uncomfortable around people taller than I am (6ft3"). Doesn't tend to happen too often!
     
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    Colocreamy, Nov 7, 2011
  9. TheLittleGeordie

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    oh cod, have we not fin-ished with the fish puns yet?
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Nov 7, 2011
  10. goldie

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    Simple one for me really it's spiders but only the ones with the ability to simply teleport from one place to the next, the ones in webs are no issue.
     
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  11. Why aye Cabaye

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    I've got some sound advise for anybody that is scared to fly incase the plane is blown up by terrorists.

    The answer is very simple. You take your own bomb onto the plane.

    Statistically you're hugely unlikey to ever be on a plane that has a bomb onboard. So if you're the one carrying the bomb, you'd be the unluckiest person in the world if a terrorist had also chosen your flight to bomb. The chances of two separate people carrying bombs onto planes are virtually zero.

    So it's simple really, take your own bomb. Just be careful not to detonate it.

    And I'm pretty confident that the words 'bomb', 'plane', 'detonate' and 'terrorist' now mean that MI5 are monitoring me....
     
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  12. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    <laugh>!!!
     
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    Ok now you're just cracking jokes for the halibut
     
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  14. FootballPsycho

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    Also I have a fear of those internet videos where a scary face pops up after a while and the computer lets off a LOUD scream...those ****ing terrify me...and the annoying thing is that is literally the only full blown fear I actually have...i think they're called screamers or something.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    I thought screamers referred to something else.
     
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  16. my name is jonas

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    you've always gotta watch out for a man who considers himself an analyst and a therapist
     
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  17. The Wilde one

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    And the word rape is in your signature. Not good. I bet they're outside your house now.
     
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  18. The Wilde one

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    Reely?
     
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  19. Why aye Cabaye

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    Rape, murder and death.....I'm waiting for the secret service to storm in, bag & gag me and drag me off for torture til I squeal.
     
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    Why aye Cabaye, Nov 7, 2011
  20. Cisse and Assist

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    I frikkin love sharks!! One of my favourite things is to be submerged with lots of big sharks. I have my divemasters with over 150 dives, and have dived with sharks in open water +20 times. Ragged tooth mating season is sick! 20 - 40 shark sightings per dive, they are above you, below you, all around you. Very humbling experience...

    Biggest fear is burning to death!!
     
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