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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    I hope Tash doesnt have Gigantasophobia!
     
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    P.T.N, Sep 9, 2011
  2. simonbh7

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    My 19 year old female administrator has just nipped out to make coffee.

    Have got just enough time to lick the fabrick of her chair!!
     
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    simonbh7, Sep 9, 2011
  3. Arfa's Left Foot

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    <laugh> Lets hope she doesn't catch you in the act!
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Sep 9, 2011
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Our cleaner has brought one of her daughters with her today. She basically look like a bit of a gypsy, has massive cones and is blatantly a filthy little cock monster. She has a velour tracksuit top on (you're getting the picture now, common as muck but you just so would). Do you think she'll mind if I walk up and lick her velour top?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 9, 2011
  5. MrsFeenee

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    It was a massive jellyfish, got me on my thigh, I started screaming and my Dad told me to shut up because i was scaring people and it was just a bit of seaweed. He changed his tune when we got out of the water and my leg was twice it's size! I had marks down my leg about 12 inches long, as though I'd been whipped or something!
     
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  6. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    I have no idea, but your description alone is making me want to lick her!!!
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Sep 9, 2011
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    [QUOTE="not" geniusvoiceoreason;1259091]I have no idea, but your description alone is making me want to lick her!!![/QUOTE]

    She's a right little cock tease. Comes in now and again and we're like rabid dogs. I would consider myself way too old for her (in her eyes not mine!), but she always gives me a dirty little smile and takes great pleasure in giving me a view down her front. And if it's not the front its her behind she is bending over to show off (x rated thong peaking out the top). I have no doubt she also has a boxer boyfriend who would take great pleasure in rearranging my face! It would be worth it.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 9, 2011
  9. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    I literally fancy a woman I've never met or seen now! <laugh>

    The kind of girl you'd want to spend every waken hour with, but never take home to meet ya mother!
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

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    [QUOTE="not" geniusvoiceoreason;1259191]I literally fancy a woman I've never met or seen now! <laugh>

    The kind of girl you'd want to spend every waken hour with, but never take home to meet ya mother![/QUOTE]

    Hell no. Your mother would call her a tramp the minute she left her house! But I bet she can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.
     
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  11. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    Good girl!
     
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  12. simonbh7

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    Back to the original topic.............................I now have a phobia about my administrator catching me licking her chair:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    simonbh7, Sep 9, 2011
  13. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    from phobia to fantasy in 13 pages ............only on not606 <ok>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Sep 9, 2011
  14. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    I've just read the first page and then skipped to last, it started off with phobia's and has now turned into dirty girls wearing thongs and men licking chairs when they get a opportunity <laugh>
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

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    Has it become a problem already? It's everytime she gets up isn't it?

    I see this ending badly with her getting up to go, changing her mind and plopping herself back down on your head. I then have visions of you trundling towards the exit with a cardboard box full of your things, a P45 and no seal to save you.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    overseasTOON, Sep 9, 2011
  17. biggeordiedave

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    Bumped.
     
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  18. Kyle?

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    I have a real phobia of Geese. I can't go near the things.
     
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  19. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I'm scared of absolutely everything
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Nov 7, 2011
  20. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    Not really a phobia but I ****ing hate polystyrene.
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Nov 7, 2011
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