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  1. Voluptuous Vuckic

    Voluptuous Vuckic Active Member

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    OK................Who the hell do you know that licks pillows <laugh>.
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Sep 9, 2011
  2. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    AH biting one?
     
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  3. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> licking pillows, what the ****! So if you woke up with your tongue against your pillow would you run away crying?
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 9, 2011
  4. The Wilde one

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    Haha honestly, you try it when you get home. EUGH! It's not just pillows though, any fabric, i've just licked more pillows than i have table cloths. EUGH!
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    How are you with rugs?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 9, 2011
  6. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Why the hell did you start to lick pillows??? Did you just think it looked tasty one day and decide to try it???

    <laugh>
     
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  7. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    pillow biter
     
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  8. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    arrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh

    went to a circus when i was 5 (no not roker park) and was loving it,right at the front then them hideous ****ers came on and i legged it out of the big top and never went back in.Hated them since that day and had horrendous nightmares for weeks after ......curse you mam and dad
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Pillow licking, I think I've heard it all now. How did this start?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 9, 2011
  10. The Wilde one

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    haha I didn't wake up one day and decide to have a lick of a pillow and it's not as if i'm in the habit of licking them, especially seeing as it makes me cringe.

    Before you judge, you go home tonight and have a lick of your pillow, and if you can honestly say you didn't cringe i'll take Shola's hat off to you.
     
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  11. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    <yikes>

    Completely agree. Horrible creatures clowns are <laugh>.
     
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  12. P.T.N

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    I just licked a cushion at work, and didnt cringe or feel sick. Does this count? I hope so, because a guest in the hotel saw me do it...could expect the sack later on.
     
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  13. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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    Egyptian cotton is nice but I haven't licked it yet.
     
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  15. The Wilde one

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    Haha i can imagine that. Did you give it a slow lick or a quick one? I think a quick one would look more odd because it'd look like you just really needed to lick a cushion. Whereas a slow lick shows that you know what you're doing. Casual like.

    Honestly though, cushions count. I doth Shola's hat. I don't know how you could do it.
     
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  16. P.T.N

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    Licking cushions, and pillows is an everyday occurance! The question is, what the hell is wrong with YOU. for not licking ;)
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    Anybody like carpet munching? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. overseasTOON

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    Go lick the curtains in full view of a guest and then claim it's a far more effective way of testing for dust than the white glove method.
     
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    It was somewhere in the middle, it wasnt too short, or too long. Just about right to be able to test if i'd gag. Shame a guest came into the Business Lobby really. They never usually do, and the ONE time someone does. Im there licking cushions.
     
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  20. The Wilde one

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    haha brilliant
     
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