People Who Should Be Lined Up And Shot

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Also for texting in very awkward situations. And filthy text messages to the missus' (Or In - jordans - case, her grandfather) while she's away in London.

 

You reckon she's a girl? All this talk of Barley makes me think she probably is?

 

I have seen a photo of the woman Jen claims to be. Make your own mind up.

 

Don't get disheartened, it's a busy line

I'm hardly going to use my minutes if someone wants to get in touch with me

 

im a bloke.

 

Or drunken, dirty texts to an ex

 

so you're a tight bastard

 

I imagine it is.

Keep telling yourself that duddlykins.

 

we can be sure of one thing, jen loves the cock

 

She works on a farm, I imagine having a passion for cock would come in handy.

 

Lets have a look then?! Was it a case of "what the ****ing is that doing there?!"

 

Tight as a duck's arse

 

Is that a reference to her work involving a farm, or to her obsession with the penises of Not606 users?

 

You can hunt for it. Show some initiative

 

****er

 

Calm down dear

 

you're not wrong there

 

Yep. After a night out, your mind thinks "Oh yeah she really loves me, we should get back together. I'll send her a text vaguely describing what I'd do to her. That'd get her frothy."

However, it never works.

 

That's not her in your profile pic surely?!!