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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Jul 4, 2018.

  1. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Cats, fish, spiders, snakes and hamsters I can't comment on but you can't own a dog and have it behave well without talking to it.
     
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  2. Solid Air 2

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    umm i talk to mine all the time but since about 12% of the time what i say to it is
    "don't you dare you little ****er"
    talking to it doesn't necessarily ensure good behaviour :bandit:
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

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    Nothing wrong with learning a foreign language buddy ...

    I can speak Schnoodle, HIAG can speak Batshit and Ginger is fluent in ****y-*****ose ..<ok>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... in some cultures it's considered most rude to talk to a pussy in particular circumtances ,<ok>
     
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  5. johnsonsbaby

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    Dropping in the odd ''sit'' and ''stay'' may help <ok> <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Not with the missus ... or the kids ....
     
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  7. Solid Air 2

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    i knew there must be a trick to it <laugh>

    I just excuse her behaviour by telling people "she can't help it , she's Irish" :bandit:
     
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    Not in mine otherwise Skiddy would be on ignore
     
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  9. Solid Air 2

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    see post above as appropriate to yours too <laugh>
     
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  10. Solid Air 2

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    Edit or perhaps the one above that <laugh>
     
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    Similar for me "she can't help it , she's Welsh" ... but then she'll be on the phone to her mum, bad mouthing me for an hour ...<laugh>
     
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    Read a book called The travelling Cat Chronicles...a Japanese tale about a bloke who's trying to give his cat away and the book is from the Cat's perspective....author Hiro Arikawa..it's a good read
     
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    ... I'll just read all of them, yeah? <laugh>
     
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  14. Solid Air 2

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    perhaps that would be best .
     
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    Once you've both mastered the sit and stay -

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Saf

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    Pssttt, hey Matt, come over here




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  17. Libby

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    Why are they? How do you train a dog otherwise?

    Strange post.
     
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  18. Matth_2014

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    I just find it strange.
     
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    Yeah but why? There must be a reason.
     
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  20. Matth_2014

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    I just do.
     
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