Penguins - WTF !!!

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staggie

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Jan 20, 2010
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Bought a packet of Orange Penguins at lunchtime, and just opened the packet to have one with afternoon cup of tea. Have you seen the size of the ****ing things recently ??????? They're ****ing tiny <grr>
 
<laugh> I made a "Wuddy Whacker" out of a rolled up newspaper wrapped in packing tape. It had "Wuddy Whacker" written on it in marker pen. A copper found it in my car when I got pulled over, he just burst out laughing and threw it back on the floor. <laugh>
 
A McVitties Penguin bar contains approximately 110 calories, whilst the average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories

not a lot of people know about that...
 
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