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Penguins - WTF !!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by staggie, May 24, 2011.

  1. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    Bought a packet of Orange Penguins at lunchtime, and just opened the packet to have one with afternoon cup of tea. Have you seen the size of the ****ing things recently ??????? They're ****ing tiny <grr>
     
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    staggie, May 24, 2011
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Is this your version of Dougie's "Green Fruit Gum" breakdown?
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    thanks for the warning
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 24, 2011
  4. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    **** of ya wuddy <grr>
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> I made a "Wuddy Whacker" out of a rolled up newspaper wrapped in packing tape. It had "Wuddy Whacker" written on it in marker pen. A copper found it in my car when I got pulled over, he just burst out laughing and threw it back on the floor. <laugh>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what's a wuddy?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 24, 2011
  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    my green fruit gum campaign got results, a cheque for £7.50 and more green fruit gums per pack :bandit:
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Hill-folk. <laugh>

    Basically just a word for a moron.
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Don't even get me started on wagon wheels...
     
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  10. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    OK. Don't start on wagon wheels. Incidentally.. Why ?
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    whats up with wagon wheels Stereo?
     
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  12. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    Is the penguin bar a metaphore for your penis?
     
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  13. mirage

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    A McVitties Penguin bar contains approximately 110 calories, whilst the average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories

    not a lot of people know about that...
     
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  14. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    Do you swallow ?
     
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