Off Topic peepee gate

Something to do with the north east.

It's about time they formally became part of Scotland, because they behave like those ****ers and they're far enough up north.
 
Goalkeeper's water bottle was urinated in.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-42767036

He was arrested for throwing the bottle back onto the pitch.
Await Humberside Plod describe their arrest of someone throwing the ball back as a significant one and one which shows hooliganism will not be tolerated and shows the need for a large police presence even though crowds are declining.