Back in the early days of not606 I genuinely believed that HIAG must be either a spacky 16 year old or a ****** in his late 20's, because his posting style is akin to a ****ing nobhead. When I found out he's actually in his late 50's with a family and kids, **** me, what a tragedy. Some poor little **** has to call that mess Dad.
So desperate was HIAG to keep Sucky off the Pded list, that he invented a story that he was set up and made to do it
In all honesty, the saddest aspect is HIAG's 'need' to invent a PDED in the first place ... think it confirms any doubts about his inability to take what he dishes out ... because the only 'connection' that supporters of Leicester City, Arsenal, Everton, Manchester United and Chelsea have on here is that the individuals concerned were not prepared to put up with HIAG's bitter bleating and second rate wummery without letting him have some back ... That his 'outing'showed him to be a portly, balding, rather plain looking fella in his late 50s rather than some adolescent whose parents hadn't taught him how to lose with any grace and dignity is, perhaps, the singularly saddest aspect of the "truth that would crush you"
A few of us managed to rattle HIAG so much that he started to fantasize about turning us all into a Human Centipede, like in the film ... which he has a strange fascination with ... .... unfortunately (for him) he created a thread about his fantasy but cocked up the spelling and entitled it 'PDED' instead of the 'PEDE' he had intended .... you can imagine the overwhelming hilarity that resulted ....
It’s short for Pixie-pede. The spelling you use is Bambi’s pathetic misspelling. It’s a handful of non-Arsenal posters who spend their time on this board rimming Piskie and Arsenal.
I genuinely thought you were a pre-teen with severe learning difficulties. At one point, I even tried to go easy on the wumming of Arsenal because I could see that it rattled you so hard. When I found out that you were an adult with learning difficulties who made sandwiches for a living, I knew for certain that it was time to knock the wumming on the head.
Nice Prologue, Bambs. I’m in two minds as to which of the hardcore I have damaged the most with my incessant jibes. Both you, Skiddy and Pix are clearly the most obsessessed by me, as your relentless posting amply demonstrates. Your posting, whilst always verbose, does tend to bloat even more when I rattle your cage. Yet still, I don’t see you as being more psychotic than Pix in your obsession.
Thanks, mate. You do realise, though, that your high praise will rattle the **** out of the ‘Pede? They can’t see how most of you lads have thoroughly enjoyed my wonderful piss-taking of them over the years. Pixie might even try to intimidate you by accusing you of “rimming” or “gobbling.” The ‘Pede do tend to use adolescent vulgarity against those who dare to tell the truth. Just kick back and enjoy the comedy, my friend.
The PDED was your mis-spelling Quentin... nice try buddy but you even did it in a thread title for all to see ... PS the only really pathetic thing was your need to inventive a collective in the first place ... ya melt
You've damaged nobody but yourself Quentin ... as threads like this amply demonstrate ... You are a close to 60, thinning of pate, plump guy, armchair Spurs fan, who likes to dish it out on an internet footie forum, but is unable to take it when it comes back at him ... you welch on very light hearted bets with other forum members and take it all so seriously that you frequently stay up all night making photo shop memes of your 'enemies' and have even invented a collective for those that simply weren't prepared to tolerate your nonsense - even though it is readily apparent that none of us have ever met, know each other in real life and are not adverse to dishing it up to each other when our teams meet or on other occasions ... Wum master? ... my arse ... sad Fookin disaster more like
