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I would be the last person to call anyone fat, I'm more Bernard Manning than Lena Zavaroni. I was going for the you are the wise one

 

So you calling Marcos a 'budda' meant he was wise?

 

As opposed to Chippys full on attack method, you're wind up technique is more load the gun and stand back isn't it?

 

And then claim he doesnt do fishing, politics or religion....

 

Just a minor correction.

 

I believe I did......

 

An Irishman left the pub and began his walk home. He could hear footsteps following him. He walked a little faster, so did the footsteps. He broke into a trot, so did the footsteps. He began to run, the footsteps also ran and eventually caught him. An arm encircled the man's neck, a knife pressed against his throat. A dark brown voice said "Are you a catholic, or a Protestant?" Quickly the man said, "Neither, I'm a Jew." "Well, what do you know, of all the people in Ireland this Arab had to find you."

 

Naughty Geezer, you're testing our mod I see - Are you the guy that is in the Brisbane Times this morning

 

I'll get you your taxi Brissie

 

Dont give up your day job fo'fuxake

 

National Disaster in Dublin.A 2 seater plane,today had to do a crash landing in Dublin cemetery,the Irish priminister said its the nations worst ever air crash and 856 bodies have so far been recovered.

 

better Elland do your job please

 

I am not offended, and certainly didn't find it racist. I think it was an excellent joke told in good taste, something along the lines of, "there was an Englishman, an Irishman and an idiot.

Bravo Brissie, Bravo......

 

And the idiot is .............. ????