Paris attacked again

The French are assholes.

 

Na they aren't.

 

I dunno, Lloyd

 

Gambol's right about Paris - they can be right buggers with the language at first but if you make an effort they are generally fine. Cracking city though.

 

Brilliant city.

 

If some **** came up to me talking in French over here I'd think he's an arsehole.

A lot of Brits think that everyone should speak English or they're idiots. Jimmy Greaves said in his autobiography that the press ripped into a linesman in an international because he 'only' spoke Russian and Turkish pointing out that these journos had just about managed English.

 

First time I was there I thought the hotel had made a mistake with the bed arrangements in the room. I asked the receptionist if she spoke English and she said no so, in a packed foyer I destroyed the language trying to explain the issue. Cheeky cow answered in excellent English. I actually thought it was funny....

 

It's mawkit

 

sacre phew!

 

I was in honeymoon in Paris and in Montmartre one day I was waiting while my missus went for a piss in a nearby cafe. A coupla burds wandered up to me and asked for directions in perfect French while waving a city map under my nose. I replied, in perfect French, Je ne parle pas français. They looked at me like I'd shat on their cornflakes and ****ed off. It was just a small revenge for the Parisians playing language games with me the whole week.

 

PS the Parisian cafe's get angry when you use their loos and **** off without buying anything.

 

Gambol admits to looking like a Frenchman

 

haw hee haw hee haw! Onions!

 

* arseholes

 

I was quoting a movie but nae **** got it. Even after calling Ciaran Lloyd

 

Scan gee'd me a menshy oan twutter