Pardew summoned to 'emergency meeting'.

Be **** if we all agreed all of the time mate. People love our back and forth essays, honest they do

 

......adding on that 'don't even f*****g think about playing crap or losing'

 

Parpoo loves himself, first, last and foremost. (Oh, I forgot to add, the players wives) I wouldn't care if I never heard his name again.

 

Carroll will bully Taylor all afternoon. The hapless bastard won't be able to cope.

 

...before laying off balls for his attackers into the yawning chasm which is supposed to be the defensive line.

 

However translated into French this would be "In the box, however, then stop the man by any means". Steve Taylor has been doing this all season

 

What really pisses me off about this whole, sorry scenario is that Warm Pouch and Sir Bobby Robson's jig of delight have agreed on something.

Forget the sh*te we're in, that bastard Poyet's got a lot to answer for.

 

Its a tactic Jim. I believe that the friction is solely responsible for our bad run. So I've decided to be the bigger man (I am anyway, its enormous). Now we can all look forward to a harmonious victory at the weekend.

 

Relieving Pardew should be far from debated in our current predicament. The issue should be, can an interim management team of Carver/Stone/Pedro conjure up a strategy well suited to our current crop of players and prepare and inspire the players for the very difficult few weeks ahead. Before assembling a management team for our next campaign, be it in the Premier League or the Championship.

 

Pardew's latest quotes - I sh*t you not - "I would be disappointed if I didn't see a response against West Ham". But what about the response(s) from Reading, Swansea, Man City, Wigan and Sunderland? I just hear the same things but see nothing different, it's all just bluff and bluster.

 

Alan Pardew seems to think the last dreadful performance is our problem and he has not yet realized that it's our form for the vast majority of the season which is the problem. I can see precisely why he got West Ham relegated after a good first season and I can also see why Reading, Saints and Charlton got rid. when the going get's tough Alan has no answers at all. Mentally he just isn't strong enough to lead a team at a high level.

 

Funnily enough, you look back at any Hammers fan's comments when he was appointed and they said we'd get one good season before it all went t*ts up. And hey presto.

 

Hammers fans are proper clairvoyant cockney cockheads aren't they? and funnily enough it's those guys who might plummet us even further into the s**t pit next week.