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Pardew = Passion? Discuss......

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by pgakev, Mar 4, 2014.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Headbutts:

    [video=youtube;IvYYtN63tEg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvYYtN63tEg[/video]

    [video=youtube;dfnc___G6ME]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfnc___G6ME[/video]

    [video=youtube;99QRwSrRIus]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99QRwSrRIus[/video]

    Big Dunc puts Pards headbutt in perspective:

    [video=youtube;yOk8mZhX0Jk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOk8mZhX0Jk[/video]
     
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  2. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    So you mean it was like the headbutt of a soft **** trying to act the hard man?

    It was head butt blatant as day, just a very poor headbutt. He walk a good five feet to land using his neck.

    Put a bit of shoulder into it next time Alan, he might feel something <laugh>
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    No I think he means if you were in a bar brawl and decided to introduce your head to proceedings, then it wouldn't be very effective if you simply lean forward and touch bonces i.e. its not a headbutt unless you are a complete soft cock <ok>
     
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  4. Brian Storm

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    No it's a headbutt by a soft cock. Look at Zidane's headbutt, that was lot harder, but if you got that in a pub the only pain you'd feel is your sides splitting with laughter, still a head but all the same. Cantona's 'Kung Fu' kick, the palace fan didn't even flinch and unloaded a **** punch of his own, the result is a **** kick and a **** punch by a couple of soft ****s, still a punch and a kick isn't it?
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So what you're saying is you are a complete soft cock?
     
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  6. Brian Storm

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    Are you some kind of ***** Simpleton? Do you want to talk me though how you came to that conclusion because it doesn't make any sense in relation to my post. <doh>
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Reel him in Hacky... I can sense the molten beel simmering.
     
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  8. Brian Storm

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    Now?
     
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  9. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahahaha
     
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  10. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Or maybe now? <whistle>
     
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  11. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    There's some boiling over top of the pan here <laugh>

    http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/252801-biggest-knob-jockeys

    The boy is a gibbering time bomb, he's swearing at himself on some threads. Meltdown! <laugh>
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  13. Brian Storm

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    That's why I pasted you the OP, oh yes, he opened with that <laugh>. Anyway, your ban, all bans are being looked into apparently <ok>
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> It makes perfect sense soft cock
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Who is this Hacky you speak of? Is he a Keegan fan? I ****ing hate Kevin Keegan.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Ask 2010 tops.. He is Hacky's right hand man.
     
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  17. Travelsick07

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    Me thinks we've been pushing the mackems a bit too hard lately, a few of them are on the brink of interweb meltdown.

    I say cool it, at last until Sunday afternoon.
     
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