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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by MyItchyPorkSwordIsSmelly, Aug 17, 2011.

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  1. skalpel

    skalpel Active Member

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    Crisps


    Ingredients
    Crisps

    Method
    Open Bag
    Open Mouth
    Place Crisp in Mouth
    Close Mouth
    Open Mouth
    Close Mouth
    Open Mouth

    N.B Use this method in privacy or you look like a slob.
     
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    skalpel, Aug 17, 2011
  2. A November Night In Rotterdam

    A November Night In Rotterdam Active Member

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    Not a fan of quiche, but the malteser cupcakes sound a treat! I'm also a fan of the buttered toast however.
     
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    A November Night In Rotterdam, Aug 17, 2011
  3. goldie

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    Quiche is a little puffy
     
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    goldie, Aug 17, 2011
  4. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    Thank you, I invented it myself.

    Well I haven't yet tried it with brown bread.. it sounds too risky..
     
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    I want curly hair too, Aug 17, 2011
  5. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    where's neg rep when you need it...
     
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    Beatski, Aug 17, 2011
  6. Magpie Fozz

    Magpie Fozz Well-Known Member

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    Glad I could offer some tasty advice! <wizard>

    :smile:
     
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    Magpie Fozz, Aug 17, 2011

  7. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    Where's the birth control pill when you need it..
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Aug 17, 2011
  8. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    Just administer one to the OP


    (p.s. why does quiche get such a bad rep? - "real men don't eat quiche". It's a pie filled with bacon egg and cheese ffs)
     
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    Beatski, Aug 17, 2011
  9. Alain Pardeaux

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    <laugh>
     
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    Alain Pardeaux, Aug 17, 2011
  10. KyleG

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    My ****s are better at wumming.....sigh
     
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    KyleG, Aug 17, 2011
  11. Robin van Bergkamp

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    There was a book published in the 80s entitled Real Men Don't Eat Quiche but I imagine it's message was more pertinent to a different age and not intended for hardy northerners ;)
     
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    Robin van Bergkamp, Aug 17, 2011
  12. Arfa's Left Foot

    Arfa's Left Foot Active Member

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    Cos quiche tastes like **** <ok>
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Aug 17, 2011
  13. rabit71

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    Quiche is godly food

    1) its a pie without the useless top crust

    2) no need for knife or fork

    3) bacon, egg, cheese, ham, onions all godlike foods and you can put as much or as little in as you like, even throw in a tomato if you're a little fruity

    4) can be eaten hot OR cold
     
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    rabit71, Aug 17, 2011
  14. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    i hear its all tiote eats
     
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    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT, Aug 17, 2011
  15. Beatski

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    nah, tiote eats raw steak
     
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    Beatski, Aug 17, 2011
  16. Agent Bruce

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    Bye bye MyItchyPorkSwordIsSmelly.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Aug 17, 2011
  17. rabit71

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    Steak? As if tiote would let someone else provide his food

    He eats cow, in the field, where he catches it
     
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    rabit71, Aug 17, 2011
  18. skalpel

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    Blasphemy. The cows walk directly to him, because they know it is the right thing to do.
     
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    skalpel, Aug 17, 2011
  19. Beatski

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    he stares at the cows, and they discombobulate into steaks, at tiote's will.
     
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    Beatski, Aug 17, 2011
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