Pardew Hopeful over Signings - SSN.com

I can't take credit for it to be honest and I can't remember who originally posted it sorry. Bloody funny at the time though.

 

Ahhh I haven't been on here for that long that I don't know how to rep anymore, but I would rep you if I could, I'm guessing it's gone now. Very funny at the time, I hope the original poster comes forward. Good on you for having it as your sig though.

 

Translation ?

He hasn't any ****ing idea what's going on

 

We won't be signing anyone before the transfer window closes. It's all smoke and mirrors! MA will keep the money in the bank until January and then if (and only if) we look like being relegated, he'll buy! Sorry for being such a pessimist but I think I'm learning how MA operates!

 

I love how Pardew makes it sound the same but it's always slightly different at every interview.

In the beginning it was "Pardew confident of bringing in quality signings", now it's "Pardew confident of bringing in signings"...

I love how the club are trying to make us believe they're chasing quality, but all they're doing is showing interest to quality players they have no intention of paying for, and then they say "we tried but couldn't secure his signature", so they look at the players they were going to sign all along, cheap players or free signings.

I wish they'd just come straight out and tell us they're spending **** all and we'll need to sell to buy ect.

Ashley is a gutless **** who should talk to the fans and tell us whats going on.

 

Were heard this all before..

 

Didn't we hear something similar a few weeks ago?

I think it'll be deadline day moves.

 

Alan Pardew is the most optimistic man in the world, he's always bloody hopeful about one thing or another