Pardew gone!!

[simonbh7]

Either that or last nights Vindaloo.

Something is burning!

May I suggest placing a toilet roll in the fridge, for days like today.

 

[SirBR]

Nothing worse than a Sting Ring after a curry the night before

 

[Chappaz]

And i suppose the sun shines out of your arse.

Really, really brightly. Yes.

 

[my name is jonas]

It's the same ****ing 'joke' every ****ing day, when will you realise its not funny you little twerp.

Crawl back under your rock you ***got

 

[ArfaLobbon]

****

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

Why? Did you expect people to laugh or find this funny? Christ.

 

[steviemac14]

Where's Badger in the Leazes when you need him?

 

[overseasTOON]

Where's Badger in the Leazes when you need him?

On the train down to Fulham to buy me a some beer

 

[steviemac14]

On the train down to Fulham to buy me a some beer

When you see him tell him to get on here and do some blocking.

 

[Chappaz]

It's a shame you can't configure a forum to punch a member in the forehead. Someday huh.

 

[Santon's little helper]

bore off

 

[Wein14]

It's a shame you can't configure a forum to punch a member in the forehead. Someday huh.

Have you make do with this:

 

[Sports Direct Username]

It's articles like this that make me miss

'This article has been hidden, because it contravenes our House Rules in some way. However, the author can easily re-write it so that it doesn't break the rules, so let's hope they do just that.'

 

[Arfa's Left Foot]

A joke usually has a funny punch line like:

Heard about the sale of Andy Carroll to Liverpool for £35 Million??

For once the scousers have been robbed!!!!!
But this could have a knock on affect to Mike Ashleys as all the scouser have had to scrap their Giro's togther to fund the move so the sale of cheap trackie bottom will go down in the Liverfool area

See now that would be a good thread! Thats class!

 

[RyanNUFC]

Right, it's decided.

I'm going for a turd.

 

[Tiggyrimana]

ryan
presumably your using cut outs from RIPs posts to whipe your ass

 

[Mod Face]

Please **** off

Fourthed

 

[NUfCscotty]

**** sake you had me over the moon you ********