Pardew given until Christmas

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Beardsley's Rancid Sack said:
Ashley and Pards are probably spitroasting poor Obertan at this moment, laughing and high-fiving each other at the outrage of the fanbase. Poor Obertan occasionally groans, only to be silenced by horrible donkey punches from Carver as he slips his 2-inch dick in for a sickening act of vicious double anal penetration. Andy Woodman stands in the corner wearing nothing but his football boots and goalkeeping gloves, brutally w**king two-handed at the disgusting, sordid spectacle as Steve Stone, dressed in a gimp outfit, answers the office door to a naked Lee Charnley, who brings in Rob Elliot on a f**ing dog lead with nipple clamps and an 18-inch black dildo sticking out of his arsecrack.

It's enough to make one vomit their entire stomach cavity out in murderous hatred.
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Brilliant!! Everyone in the office was wondering what I was laughing at
 
Saturday is going to be poisonous. Remember a similar home game with Hull after Keegan left? It will be similar. If Pardew is still in a job by Saturday then he will the target of vitriol and rightly so. If he had any sense he would walk and at least people would say fair enough. By staying and coming out with the arrogant crap that he does he is making people hate him even more. There will be someone that will run on the pitch on Saturday and try to whack him. Sad state of affairs when it comes to that

As for Carver - After Saturday he should have been sacked on the spot.
 
jimileysbaldhead said:
Madness.

I agree, it's one step beyond.
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It's about time we told Baggy Trousers to Shut Up. If Saturday is another Grey Day then there'll be a few of us having another Cardiac Arrest. Mike Ashley needs to remember that he isn't The Prince and that SJP is Our House and not his. The way things are at the moment is nothing short of Shame and Scandal and this whole Sorry mess leaves us with nothing to do but dream of One Better Day.
 
Wor Welshie said:
According to the gaurdian and many other new's sources they've not ruled out him being sacked, but it is unlikely that Ashley will allow himself to be pushed to sacking Pardew.

I can sum up this news right here: Utter ****ing bullshit.

This is it for me I feel, I can't physically take anymore of this nightmare. Everything is pessimistic at the moment, I just can't see us doing anything but get relegated. Pardew is pretty much the worst manager in the league, he is atrocious, everything he does is just baffling of the mind... I can't even muster up enough to even rant about it...

Why oh why, do the gods hate Newcastle United.
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He's not been sacked so the rags have to back-track and create yet more made-up-on-the-spot 'stories'.

Oh how the media bore me... :emoticon-0118-yawn:
 
Pardew with us till ****ing Christmas!! FFS. I want my Christmas present really early this year!!
 
cbrad said:
Let's give him, until we are in League 1.
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It is though is like blaming an insect bite on your antibodies Ffs it's the insect you morons.

While I don't rate Pardew he's on **** wages is at a club that spends nothing and sells his best players from under his nose.
 
Daily star are suggesting we are looking at Koeman to replace Pardew. It's not that I don't understand why they'd be interested in him but why leave it til now? They'd have to pay Soton compensation, he also could of had pre season and a chance to make his own signings ...... maybe.
I can't believe people are paid to just make stuff up but why stop at Koeman? I heard that Jose and Pep were going to take role as joint managers and bring all their respective players with them. Ronaldo and Messi are said to want to join their ex bosses. We're also going to resign Shola to swap him for Bale and Rodriguez.
All these players are willing to take pay cuts in order to fit in with Ashleys business model. I got all this from a "source within the club".
Now where do I sell this exclusive??
 
ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter said:
Ah, I was wondering why the price on Pardew going had risen. Last night I laid him going at 1.5 and I will get out at evens if he hasn't gone by then.
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Matched at 2.0 this afternoon sometime and backed out of my lay position. So no matter which manager goes next I make a profit. At least Pardew is good for something; one can't half read the markets where he's concerned.
 
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