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Pancake Day Yesterday, Lent today! What are you giving up?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Feb 17, 2020.

  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    What is it then?

    tender are the hooks
     
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  2. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    It’s not funny. I preferred his joke about the chicken.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Pretty sure the punchline is "terr-riff-ick"
     
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  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Fûck off ya prîck.

    Cock tease.
     
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  5. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Xena?
     
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  6. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Die in a fire.
     
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  7. Stan

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    Definitely Xena.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Need to keep them on board. I'm only getting older and as far as I see it they represent 4 spare kidneys and somewhere to go and be a pain in the arse at Christmas. Who else am I supposed to embarrass in the Maximum Security Twilight Home by walking around with my cock hanging (ok, protruding slightly) out of my pyjamas?

    They have already been advised that I intend on being a burden when I get into my dotage. If they want half the house each they are going to have to work for it.
     
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  9. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Pancakes are sectarian scones.
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Grove Tuesday

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  11. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    30 grams rolled oats
    2 eggs
    half a banana (riper the better)

    Nitro-bullet for a minute.
    Fry in coconut oil.
    Add blueberries

    Serve with Greek yogurt and honey.

    DELISH <diva>
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^ Porridge Wog
     
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    4oz (125g) plain flour
    1 medium or large egg
    half pint (250ml) milk (whole milk best)
    pinch salt

    Use these ratios and increase the amounts depending on how many pancakes you need. This amount gets you about 6-8 pancakes depending on the size of the pan.

    Sieve the flour and pinch of salt into bowl, crack the egg and beat into the flour to form a paste, add a little milk if too stiff. Keep beating all lumps out, working the flour helps release the gluten. Gradually add remaining milk and whisk. Always leave batter to stand before cooking, an hour is ideal or even over-night (a bit late to advise this now seeing as it is pancake day today) and give it a stir before cooking. Add more milk if batter

    The flatter the pan the better, non-stick is best, get it on the heat and add a couple of drops of vegetable oil or spray oil. Wipe off excess and pour or ladle in batter swirling it around until the pan is covered. Lift up the edge and see if the bottom has started to brown, flip over with a spatula or be brave and flip it over in the air.

    Some people like to cook in butter but it can burn, a little oil in with the butter can help prevent it burning.
     
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  14. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    This is why you have moobs Grove.
     
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Very likely.
    On a health kick after tonight, I owe it to GC to live a long and fruitful life.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...particularly Toby :grin:
     
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  17. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Pancakes went down a storm yesterday. Lashings of lemons & sugar, chocolate sauce and bananas, maple syrup too.

    I'm not a god-botherer so all that Catholic giving sh.it up stuff doesn't bother me but Lent does nicely coincide with the health kick so it's no snacks, biscuits, sweets, chocolates etc for me for the next month or two. Aiming at getting a stone off rapido then ease off and shed another one by August in time for Speedo Season.

    Any of you Romanists giving owt up for 40 days?
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    He's gay

    He's bent

    His arse is up for Lent

    Ryan Kent, Ryan Kent
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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