Oversight

Just received my work 2015 A4 Diary.

Briefly flicking through I noticed there is a section of general information which details national days. Plenty of Independence Days but I note that there is not one for Scotland. Bit of a glaring omission if you ask me.

Funnily enough my birthday falls on the Israeli Independence Day already.

 

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It would be better if you were dead. At least then you'd be of interest to science cause you're of **** all interest to anyone alive.

 

Diary entry January 1st 2015: You are sacked, Drew. Clear out your desk and **** off by 10am.

 

^^^^^^^ Poof.

 

my my, how time flies.

 

December 12th for me unless I can make my bosses boss say "Wow" apparently. Any suggestions? Don't suggest getting work done on time and to a high standard as apparently that's not enough.

 

What a waste of company resources giving you a diary that covers the whole of 2015. There's no way you will live past April.

 

Thanks for the offer but will it help me think of something to impress the bosses?

 

Pay me to do it for ye?

 

I know, a helicopter is bound to land on my head.

I mean, the odds?

 

Paint a large 'W' on both arse cheeks and bend over. Tell them to 'Say what you see.'

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I get it done on time, how are you going to make him say "Wow"?

 

That's the best idea yet

 

By doing it right. By doing it so it's forward compatible. By doing it so as it costs less and less money to add new requirements and features. By doing it professionally. By punching him in his hole.

 

If this doesn't blow their socks off then nothing will.

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She's got one of her pal's 5 year old kid a big lego set summat or other. They asked if she would mind unboxing it and building it for them. Normally I would say **** off but dammit I'm looking forward to playing with lego

 

Is your bird's pal's kid a mong?