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Here's a few more jokes for you Johnny Numnuts <ok>

What do you call a Pakistani wife beater?
Chinda Goodenproppa.

How can you tell if a Paki is grown up?
His moustache is bigger than his mother's.

I met a Paki today that didn't smell.
He had a cold.

I've just bought a Pakistani doll.
It's very realistic.
You wind it up and it stinks for 10 minutes.

Why don't pakis get raped in prison?
Because they don't use soap.

I was feeling a bit down yesterday, so I dipped my paki friend in some bleach...
That brightened mamood!

My son asked me to give him an example of sarcasm.
So I sent the new Paki neighbours a 'welcome basket'.

What do you call a Dutch Paki illegal immigrant?
Arminder van Hidin
 
Here's a few more jokes for you Johnny Numnuts <ok>

What do you call a Pakistani wife beater?
Chinda Goodenproppa.

How can you tell if a Paki is grown up?
His moustache is bigger than his mother's.

I met a Paki today that didn't smell.
He had a cold.

I've just bought a Pakistani doll.
It's very realistic.
You wind it up and it stinks for 10 minutes.

Why don't pakis get raped in prison?
Because they don't use soap.

I was feeling a bit down yesterday, so I dipped my paki friend in some bleach...
That brightened mamood!

My son asked me to give him an example of sarcasm.
So I sent the new Paki neighbours a 'welcome basket'.

What do you call a Dutch Paki illegal immigrant?
Arminder van Hidin

all that effort and nobody cares...
 
Lineker after the 'Wall hammered his team

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Could've done with those lugs in goal today
 
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