Couple of weeks back I was on a trip to the outback near the Alice. Mate and I set up camp o'night. We were sat by the fire having a tea. He says to me,"Quiet, ennit?" "Yea" "Can anywhere be as quiet and deserted as this?" "Yea" "Where in the world will you find anywhere that is so wide open, flat, bare and not a soul in sight?" "Millwall board". He shot me, but it was OK, 'cause like the Millwall board, there was no-one there to notice.
