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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Dec 18, 2012.

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No, not my penis.

    Following the announcement that Gambol is to be a father lets all expose ourselves to our family status. Maybe even STD will reveal his actual age which he never does.

    I'm 47 and have two kids. Boy and Girl.

    Toby need not bother with this thread.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 18, 2012
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nae **** did, ya auld banger.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 19, 2012
  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mid forties, three kids, one grandchild, one wife and one eh.....mistress.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 19, 2012
  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    33. 2 kids aged 12 girl and 10 boy. Not with their Ma. Pumped her at the weekend though when I was up setting up their Kindle Fires. My bird would stab me :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 19, 2012
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    33.2 kids?

    Typical pikey. No allowed to use contraception. I take it the .2 is some kinda ***** kid ye had?
     
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    Gambol, Dec 19, 2012
  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Big mistake pumping her at the weekend....now the demands will start again. You've only yourself to blame Ciaran and your ex will now have you by your crown jewels, literally.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 19, 2012
  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    That's not nice Gamby.

    Tina will be beeling at this topic btw, being barren.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 19, 2012
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    That's the reason I keep chasing after her for a shot on her.

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 19, 2012
  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I have pumped her on and off since we split about 7 years ago Dorty. Keeps her happy without her havibg to stick living with a complete numpty like me.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 19, 2012
  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Ciaran is now going to be exposed to the bunny boiler treatment, from both sides <laugh>

    Been nice knowing you pal <ok>

    What a schoolboy error indeed.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 19, 2012

  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Gambol <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 19, 2012
  12. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    33 years old.........Married.......8 week old baby.......knackered!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Dec 19, 2012
  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You were saying oh great digitally challenged one?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 19, 2012
  14. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    28, married, 2 children, both of them will be out the door to University by the time I hit 40 and then I'm ****ing off somewhere exotic.
     
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    Mick, Dec 19, 2012
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol Fail <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 19, 2012
  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    When's your birthday Jumbo?
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 19, 2012
  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Spot on Mick. It is heart breaking to see a guy in his 40s chasing after his toddler. All out of breath. Christ that sounds *****fillic.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 19, 2012
  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    22, nae weans, shagging men for money these days.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 19, 2012
  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    36, paid for 4 abortions.
     
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    monacoger, Dec 19, 2012
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I believe you. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 19, 2012
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