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Match Day Thread Our Season Starts This Weekend

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by JakartaToon, Sep 17, 2015.

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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    [E="Thirty/Thirty, post: 8388060, member: 1009558"]What odds did your bookie give you on that kind of detail Jim?[/QUOTE]

    Lets just say they were more than favourable, suffice to say I got the same odds on the Pope catching the " strong strain of gonorrhea " that's blighting Leeds at present.
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Good work Jakarta.

    Takrn over the prediction league from Nev, now the matchday threads from ACS - next the Headline games from Sebb?
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 18, 2015
  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    <grr>
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Getting angry snd wound up like that isn't good for your health Sebb - especially at your age.

    Maybe you should take it easy and step back from stressful activities such as running headline games.
    I hear that young Jakarta chap is very good at gaming threads. Perhaps let him take over for a whil , so you can put your feet up and enjoy life. <ok>
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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    I've got lawyers who...well I know they're busy at the minute, what with one thing or another, but when they're free, you'll be getting a letter or two from them matey, like F and O...

    <grr>

    Plus I'm not angry I'm just suntanned.
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    Sebb - dont worry. I am not on some mad power-grab - just helping out when game owners are indisposed. Am happy to wait Until you are extradited by The FBI to keep your headline game ticking over.
     
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    Those allegations are all untrue. I should know I was there when they didn't take place or happen and I didn't see anything that I saw nor did I hear any of the conversations that I recorded which didn't take place.

    :bandit:
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    Well...OK then. We'll let you off. But only if you promise.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    iiiiits matchday folk. I have a warm feeling........
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    As long as you havent pissed your lucky chinos. We need those today.
     
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    Definitely lose today
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Good morning you gloriously lovely mag bastards.
    Lets get the chicken bones, runes, sooth sayers and lucky chino's out to help the lads today!

    Heed- i have a particularly bright pair of yellow 501's on today especially for you.
     
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  14. Lord Jonjomort

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    Not sure why but have this horrible feeling things will get still worse before they get better.
     
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    Believe.
     
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    I think he's turning Panthronese i think he's turning Panthronese I really think so.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    To be honest I think post of the year has just been won pmsl <laugh>
     
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  20. Captainchaos.

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    Mclaren is a nice guy but a **** manager
     
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