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Our lass sez i can't watch football every night <laugh>

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Kempton, Jun 13, 2014.

  1. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    Ironing, tea - then she can clean my car. She gets the day off on the 14th July.
     
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  2. HHH

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    Make sure she really gets under them wheel arches.
     
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  3. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    No Ben, no meeting halfway.

    Tell them if you can't watch 39 football matches over a month long period, then they can't watch 15 episodes of soaps every week in the 4 years between.

    If you have sky, that rule can be easily enforced from anywhere in the world by using the sky+ app. Just make sure you remove the aerial cable from the telly first so terrestrial doesn't work.

    Similarly, if they really put their foot down and you want to come across as being well behaved, you can always pull out ther old trick of "I'm tired" or "I don't feel well" which coincidentally seems to come on in an instant the moment you try it on with them. Take your tablet or laptop with you and watch online via iplayer/itvplayer
     
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  4. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Our lass doesn't watch telly so she doesn't care at all.
    I could watch footy 24 hours a day and she wouldn't give a toss.
    Squeeze in a bit of rugby cricket tennis and golf aswel
    Jobs a good un
     
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  5. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    She's got her toothbrush, oscillating head, so should be impeccable.
     
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  6. it's me I have arrived!!!!!

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    Other half, sons and father in law!! Plus daughter who also loves footi!!! Nothing sinister you see!!! Can't understand these females who moan about it being on all the time!! Now if it were cricket or golf.......
     
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  7. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Bob. This^ is truly the work of true a genius. I wonder if she'll talk to me tomorrow ? We're only on the second day, let's see how i get on.

    Wait....not only me ! You all have to tell us about how many times you get a veg moussaka for your tea.
     
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  8. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Two points from Carmine.

    Point 1. Women's logic. Her indoors tits about with the layout of the sitting room in the East Wing, including moving the TV. f**ks knows how but she's managed to f**k up the reception in the games room in the West Wing but swears blind it's got f**k all to do with her pulling wires out left right and centre.

    It's a coincidence that since her attempt at Feng shui the other TV is ballsed up.

    She's left it to me to sort.


    Point 2. To get my own back I told her the warm up games against Honduras and Ecuador were World Cup games and I, therefore, had first dibs on the main goggle box. I won't act the big man, I'd struggle to get warm ups past her.

    She didn't half looked confused when she saw the opening ceremony on the news.
     
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  9. Lincoln Tiger

    Lincoln Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Carmine mate, just tell her with all the Feng Shui going down, you got confused! Or better still the opening ceremony was a repeat! Job's a good one!
     
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  10. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Nowt wrong with Cricket.
     
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  11. FILEYseadog

    FILEYseadog Well-Known Member

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    My 5 cats are quite happy to let me watch what ever I fancy on the box .

    :)
     
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  12. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    that must be one of the worst things possible?

    you've gave me nightmares!
     
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  13. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Think our lass has hit breaking point. Complaining all the way through the Brazil v Mexico game.

    She's getting payback big time right now. ****ing Mama Mia on the box.
     
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  14. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Rambo: First Blood Part II on ITV soon get her sorted
     
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  15. bigfattiger

    bigfattiger Well-Known Member

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    On 2 threads eh Chazz. You really do have a hard-on for Sly don't you?
     
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Dont push it
     
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  17. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Kinell. She just said put your phone down or you're not watching rambo.

    She's lurking on here now. I'm f**ked. Ain't even got a shed to slink off to.
     
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  18. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    pleased to meet you miss triple H. When's it going to be Mrs Triple H.

    He shouldnt be wasting his time on here he should be looking at soft furnishings with you like decent men do.
     
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  19. bigfattiger

    bigfattiger Well-Known Member

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    Don't mock her Chazz, she's a good woman, a very good woman.
     
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  20. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the support fellas.

    Meanwhile I'm having to sit through the mother from 2.4 children sing an average abba song.
     
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