She doesnt exist you fat baldy glory hunting Timothy Walter Mitty. You're a ****, just get on with it and stop deluding yourself penisface.
Salmond resigned as SNP leader in 2000 (probaly because of Labour's total control of Scotland) but as soon as the teuctars learned how to vote (ah drew two lines Morag) and SNP support grew, fat eck came back! Glory hunting ****!
Well that's a lie isn't it baldy. Show me the proof that I have called everyone else fat and baldy on here fatso? Come on, give us clarification sonny. I'm waiting.
Is it called a handlebar moustache because that's what yer boyfriend holds when he's guiding yer mooth up and down is cock?
Dev doesn't have a beard but he does go at it like a choo choo train.....................cue the pics