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Our boy Matth...

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Oct 17, 2018.

  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> you do know how to raise a smile at least!
     
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  2. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I reckon if me and @Tel got you into our shed one night, then you would learn the art of piss-taking.. The thread is there, by name too 'Sheds' so go for it and let the fun begin.. :)
     
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    Thanks for the invite, Joe.

    However, you may have noticed that I have greatly reduced my appearances on this board, of late.

    Too much HIAG is pushing some of the lads over the edge.

    I'm hanging up my wum guns, again.
     
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  4. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    I couldn’t get Jim Dale from carry on cowboy out of my head as I read that.
     
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  5. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I appreciate your honesty, I shall back off like a fud having a dud.. Stay cool mate, the guitar strings are your tune in life.. <ok>
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    The image I have of HIAG with a gun is more like this

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    He's a sanitation engineer really haha.. <ok>
     
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  8. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    yeah most of the time i just ignore but on occasions i "bite".
     
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  9. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    <laugh>

    It's funny that Matth and HIAG wind each other so much. Matth is HIAG's new PISKIE
     
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  10. Bodinki

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    They only wind each other up because there is only room for one needy, attention seeking, autistic motherfucker on the forum.
    The other day when every thread on the front page was about Matth, HIAG was ****ing livid <laugh>#

    Matth has a lower IQ than HIAG I would wager, but on the other hand, Matth is straight up and speaks from his heart, which I can appreciate, where as HIAG is a compulsive liar.
    Swings and roundabouts.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    HIAG often needs a push on the swings ... just saying <whistle>
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Close this **** we don't need a Matth thread FFS, we give him enough **** for posting threads and then make threads for him.
     
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  13. Bodinki

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    ****, HIAG has gotten to Luv now!!
    I am sorry Luv......its our fault, we should have done more to save you.......:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Speak for yourself ... I was fully there for him when he had the windy-pops recently <cheers>
     
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  15. I see that my work here is almost done.

    I have multiple posters rattling themselves into a frenzy, without my having to put in much effort, at all.

    Time to stop scratching my balls, pull on some trousers, and have lunch.
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... or alternatively .... and way more likely ... your self delusion continues gathering momentum <laugh>
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What you on about Bod? What's this have to do with HAIG?
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    Nothing, It was a **** joke.
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Try funny next time. <whistle>
     
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  20. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Don't hold your breath
     
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