Our 3 kits

Can you do me a favour mate, I like Dunkin Doughnuts and I know there's one opened in Rotherham, If you can drive down and buy me a dozen I'll be grateful and let you have one (doughnut).

 

The price is a blowjob

 

How many doughnuts would you swap your season ticket for?

 

Crispy cremes are ridiculously expensive.. Id rather have a big chip butty

 

None for the games when im in the players box

 

Let me ring Pouchy's lass

 

So you were the b*****d in front of me buying the Pandora bracelet and then the perfume…

 

Did I ****...... Posey from the Tesco Express, box of Dairy Milk, bottle of wine, a **** teddy bear, a card, then sat in the pub for a few hours to recover whilst the charity gift wrappers did their thing in the shopping centre

 

FFS Mate, I was waiting to see his response

 

You big soft ****es what's wrong with freddie vs Jason and a Chinese

 

I know what you saw

 

Tesco was 50 yards from the pub with the charity wrappers inbetween. 3 stop shop. logic mate.

 

Good news on tops....

They go up to XXXXXL (Obi take note)
If you have a Blue Light Card you can get 10% off. or 15% off castore shop online.

 

Cool, I'll start dieting now so I can get into it by the beginning of the season.

 

Which Season?

 

The one when they add a XXXXXXL.

 

For heaven's sake, you'll need a couple of sizes up by then.

 

The tops are really decent quality lads I have to say. If they don't have any with the Noon arm patch on just ask as they apply them in the shop and on demand.

I may buy a snide off DH gate just to see what the difference in quality is.

I'm going to get:

BIN SALMAN and '1' on the back

and

KASHOGGI and 1/4 on the back

That should trigger a few.

Can't wait to rock my Ukraine Top with Zelenskyy and 1 on the back around Marmaris seas front down by the Russian hotels.

 

Make sure you wear your ****y mustard chinos, so they can spot you easily in a crowd when they send their boys in to take you out. There's a good chap.

And if you could just leave your wallet by the bar, we'll have a drink in honour of your sacrifice.