People are starting to wonder where Ron has got to.
This has to be an opportunity to create a book!
Place your bets...
2/1 Still on holiday
7/2 Contracted Alzheimers and can't find his way home.
5/1 Contracted something else- and his wife won't let him home.
8/1 Joined the French Foreign Legion.
10/1 Tipped a winner and is still celebrating.
12/1 Gone to stud.
14/1 Got a lottery grant to set up Not 606- and has scarpered with the money.
16/1 Seen in a bar in Botswana three days ago- is he really Lord Lucan?
18/1 Back tomorrow.
20/1 Never went on holiday- hiding from the gendarmes for tipping losers at his local cop shop.
25/1 Make your own suggestion.
Place your bets. The result will be announced later today.
This has to be an opportunity to create a book!
Place your bets...
2/1 Still on holiday
7/2 Contracted Alzheimers and can't find his way home.
5/1 Contracted something else- and his wife won't let him home.
8/1 Joined the French Foreign Legion.
10/1 Tipped a winner and is still celebrating.
12/1 Gone to stud.
14/1 Got a lottery grant to set up Not 606- and has scarpered with the money.
16/1 Seen in a bar in Botswana three days ago- is he really Lord Lucan?
18/1 Back tomorrow.
20/1 Never went on holiday- hiding from the gendarmes for tipping losers at his local cop shop.
25/1 Make your own suggestion.
Place your bets. The result will be announced later today.


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