That's unfair Norway - I still have not looked a ta chess board in 30 to 40 years - do you get a King if you jump over an opposing piece?
I love a quick game of darts now and then, and a good game of cricket can be a laugh, could never watch golf though, isnt it just people hitting balls? I may be naive, but can you even see where the ball has gone after they hit it if you watch it live?
I have to agree with the darts comment, but i can not hit the ball or bowl to save my life so i am as much use as a chocolate fire-guard in crocket. But i do like the occasional trip to te driving range.
I'm all for competitive games but one in which you can lose to your phone...nooooooooooooooooo You obviously need an easier oppononent, Norway. Have you tried playing a garden spade...they're rubbish at chess!