Got me fair & square there mate This years panto is Peter Pan and the 'stars' are David ****ing Hasselhof and Su Pollard ...... how funny will that be? It's really disappointing , there's usually a good comedian and a canny set of tits but these two have neither ............. I think his tits are bigger than hers
Quick story, if anyone's interested. I still take my 3 sons to the panto although the youngest is now 27 and we always have one of the 'royal boxes' which are right above the stage. We sing along, hoot at the dancing girls, dance, boo & hiss the villain but, above all, heckle the leading man or dame. When you have a real pro like Pasquale, Ken Dodd or Jimmy Cricket they totally destroy you when you heckle ......... which is all part of the fun. One year, the dame was Christopher Biggins who is as gay as gay can be and obviously made up as an extravagantly dressed 'tranny'. It got to the bit where he had the kids on stage to give them sweets and stuff. He knelt down to ask the kids, in turn, who they were with etc and eventually got to a beautiful little blond haired boy. Biggins, "What's your name?" Little boy, "David." Biggins, "Who brought you?" Little boy, "Mummy & Daddy." Biggins, "So David, where do you live?" Me, "DON'T TELL HIM!!!!" 15 minutes later the spotlights came onto our box and we were totally ****ing drenched with super-soakers by Biggins little helpers Busted
I think he stopped being funny around the 1990's on another hand ....big to Shy Tall Knight for that Milligan clip, had me in tears, priceless!
I'll post this but personally wouldnt even call him a comedian. Alan "chatty man" Carr. About as funny as chlamydia.
Think he lost a lot of his material when Maggie Thatcher was forced out. Some of his books are outstanding though... Some of them are rubbish too.
He's **** all to me ............ just typical of the 'cheeky & gay' comedians who do Sid James double entendres, from the Carry On films, that weren't funny then.
