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OT- what's your favourite aftershave/perfume?

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  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Eau De Twat !....nice
     
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    Will check it out ACS I like the booze in Lidl and Aldi
     
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  5. Lieutenant

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    Tom Ford's private blend has some worldies in there, Azur Lime is absolutely amazing.
     
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  7. Lieutenant

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    Or the Neroli Portofino.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Support your local pub.
     
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    I do on very good terms with land lady and staff. I love the craic in my locals.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    who makes that?
     
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  11. Lieutenant

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    www.florislondon.com

    It's an age old formula and isn't too expensive at 70-80 quid.
     
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    looks quite posh. Id there anywhere to sample these before you buy?
     
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    I like Invictus... Mostly because it comes in a trophy shaped bottle...


    As a Newcastle fan, I just find that very appealing... <whistle>
     
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  14. Lieutenant

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    I'd Google it, I recommend you look into it but I'd also recommend you see for yourself whether you like it yourself before you part with your money.
     
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    John Paul Gaultier and Burberry touch (the only Burberry merchandise I have owned) I must add
     
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    You cant beat the old BO, a nice natural smell and it's dirt cheap.
     
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  17. Lieutenant

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    Ahh no that's a terrible idea.
     
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    For now I've added it to my shopping list..... which evolves weekly at the minute.

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    There is a man that works near me and occasionally pops in... He is literally the single classiest looking man on the face of this earth. Perfectly groomed face, slicked back grey hair, muscled (but not too muscled) physique rippling gently under his perfectly ironed jacket... And the smell... My god... I caught a sneaky whiff of him once when we got the same lift... It was almost enough to make me get naked and tap him on the shoulder before we got to the second floor... Seriously, if cherubs looked like Bruce Willis in Die Hard (original) and floated through a meadow picking the plumpest roses and lilies, before cramming them in an AK47 and peppering this man's neck whilst singing "Yippee Ki-Yay" (with the tones of the "Under the Boardwalk" track), you'd be half way to understanding why my erection didn't subside for several hours. I Desperately want to know where I can purchase that smell, before I get drunk one night and start trying to distill his scent like that freak in the film Perfume!!!!!!! Not joking, this will happen if nobody helps me!

    The classy son of a bitch smokes cigars too. Classy bastard.
     
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  20. Lieutenant

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    If you end up buying it, stay away from my misses ;)
     
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