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OT- The witty ditty Xmas thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 20, 2013.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    <laugh> quality. Rep!
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 23, 2013
  2. Minxy

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    Great read <cheers>
     
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    Minxy, Dec 23, 2013
  3. Minxy

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    On the first day of Christmas
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Alan Pardew full of glee

    On the second day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee

    On the third day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Three French players
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee

    On the fourth day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Four canny birds
    Three French players
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee

    On the fifth day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Five Colo wigs
    Four canny birds
    Three French players
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee

    On the sixth day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Six Toonies praying
    Five Colo wigs
    Four canny birds
    Three French players
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee

    On the seventh day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Seven fans a-drinking
    Six Toons a-praying
    Five Colo wigs
    Four canny birds
    Three French players
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee

    On the eighth day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Eight topless Toonies
    Seven fans a-drinking
    Six Toons a-praying
    Five Colo wigs
    Four canny birds
    Three French players
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee

    On the ninth day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Nine - Shearer's shirt
    Eight topless Toonies
    Seven fans a-drinking
    Six Toons a-praying
    Five Colo wigs
    Four canny birds
    Three French players
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee

    On the tenth day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Ten Mackem's moaning
    Nine - Shearer's shirt
    Eight topless fans
    Seven fans a-drinking
    Six Toons a-praying
    Five Colo wigs
    Four canny birds
    Three French players
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee

    On the eleventh day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Eleven first team players
    Ten Mackem's moaning
    Nine - Shearer's shirt
    Eight topless fans
    Seven fans a-drinking
    Six Toons a-praying
    Five Colo wigs
    Four canny birds
    Three French players
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee

    On the twelfth day of Christmas,
    Uncle Albert sent to me
    Twelves Redheads cheering
    Eleven first team players
    Ten Mackem's moaning
    Nine - Shearer's shirt
    Eight topless fans
    Seven fans a-drinking
    Six Toons a-praying
    Five Colo wigs
    Four canny birds
    Three French players
    Tim's goalie gloves
    & Pardew full of glee


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    Minxy, Dec 23, 2013
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    That is utterly splendid. You just know me too well ;)

    I'm laid in bed chuckling my heed off.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 23, 2013
  5. Agent Bruce

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    Chuckling your heed off or chucking something else off.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 23, 2013
  6. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Jingle Bells, Jonas legs
    Santon and Cabaye
    Oh what fun it is to see the Mackems on the slide, oh

    Jingle Bells, Jonas legs
    Santon and Cabaye
    Oh what fun it is to see the Magpies flying high
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Dec 24, 2013
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