Lol, that's a real Marmite one right there. OK to try and be fair I would not put his football skills in there but his attitude then maybe!
I'm a fat bastard and I find your comments 'stoutish', other such 'stoutisms' appear all over the place, such as 'maximum load 8 persons' in lifts. I am a fat **** and proud!!! Stoutism should go into room 101. Others for the Shefford rant are: Vegetarians, ****s! In fact, tree hugging, own piss drinking ****s. Signs in the backs of their cars reading 'I slow down for asparagus'. ****s to a man. Eat meat you lilly livered bastards!! David Dickinson, Gloria Hunnibun, Des O'Connor. They all look like they've been ****ing tangoed!! Patronising game show hosts. 'Give Mavis a round of applause' cos she's 83!! Patronising ****s!!! Old gits who wear sandals with socks!! Old ****s!! Obsequious hotel workers! All over you like a ****ing rash cos they think they might get a tip. I'll give you a tip mate, **** off!!! ****s! Americanisms! There is an advert for PayPal (I think) running at the moment and the stupid **** voiceover mentions your credit card 'expiration' date!!! It's EXPIRY date FFS!!! Grrrrrr!!!!
Really enjoying the World Cup so far, so I would like put not being in Brazil right now into Room101.