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OT. The Office Next Door

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    #makes small things look bigger... i agree
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    is she hot or is she not... #surveillance needed
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've just been out for a ***. No movement. Blinds still drawn as usual. Who knows what's going on in there....................<yikes>


    Yes. Stars are really small <doh>
     
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  4. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    ffs, just barge in there and say i want to be in your film and drop your kecks.

    what's the worst that could happen lol, but the rewards may be worth it.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My cock is currently compromised <yikes>
     
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  6. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    mine isnt, give me the address, want something done do it your ruddy self lol

    i reckon they could be high class call girls ie cost you a months wages to **** em, this is just their orifice they use for calls.

    saying that, the series that used to have billy piper in, don't think she used an office.
     
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  7. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    You all disgust me. The woman's body is a thing of beauty, one of God's better creations, but they also have incredible minds. You should all learn to respect the female form, let it humble you instead of warp you in to this state of pervertedness. They are no mere objects, the control they have over us [males] is amazing and in the grand scheme of things they are ahead of us in the food chain.

    Hang your heads in shame.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Get a ****ing grip. They're there to ****, cook and clean in whatever order you fancy <laugh>
     
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  9. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    So have you not ever gazed in to your lovers eyes and found yourself in a deep entrancement, and in that one moment felt that you'd wish the moment would never end?
     
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  10. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    yes, and then i ****ed her, so all good <laugh>
     
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  11. I thought we already had a gay thread?
     
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  12. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    So do you not echo them sentiments mate?

    Personally I think this thread should be closed. It's derogatory and offensive.
     
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  13. If serious: WTF!!!


    If joking: WTF!!!


    I'll let you choose the appropriate response :p
     
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  14. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    popcorn at the ready <laugh>
     
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  15. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Well what if a lady was to join this site and see this thread? She'd not only be devastated but she'd also question her own existence. Gerrez, you're a man of honour.. Do the right thing. <ok>
     
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  16. Minxy can answer that when she appears <ok>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They've just come back from lunch. I was ***ging it. I nearly went for an opening gambit. One of them had skin tight jeans on and stiletto ankle boots. Felt some movement in my abscess <laugh>
     
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  18. I've got a large kebab and chips for lunch :)
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Which probably looks,smells and tastes like a burst abscess <ok>

    #enjoylunch
     
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  20. Already enjoyed cheers <ok>


    PS...you won't put me off my food <laugh>
     
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