No welcome pack. No sambuca. Much more controlled environment than the Cheese, so I have to watch my language Couple of pretty fit barmaids though.
Well it doesn't really sound like your type of place to be honest I think you've only joined there as you're on the rebound
They were somewhere in between the two. They weren't overly leathery, but they weren't the basic sort either. She bent over right in front of me and I couldn't see a knicker line, so G-string/commando. They'd just brought the bird out of the office, so it wasn't going back in. I should have just said "**** the flea-riddled twat. Let's go in and ****"
No. I've joined because: 1. It's where I watch the footie anyway. 2. It's the next closest hostelry to the Cheese.
if you watch the footy there then all you really have is a further distance to stagger home... I'd rather have the footy pub anyway... now shiny leggings, perhaps faux and he bent over. no woman wil wear granny pants or even briefs with leggings so it doesn't tell us that much but I think we should assume they were using the doves as part of a sex game with a customer and they've now hatched babies... Deffo knocking shop... has to be. someone your age should be able to tell us if this bird (not the dove) looked like whazzer face out of grease in the end or what?
They were bringing doves in/out office? Obviously these sex vampires are also satanic Probably breeding doves so they can rip their heads off and drink the blood. I'm sure they have some bizarre satanic sex ritual where they shove dead baby dove in their orifices and get horny men who have been turned into sex zombie drones to eat them out. That's usually what women rescuing doves turns out to really be... if we're playing this by the numbers.
I didn't think of that angle... you for sure have something there... birds are a part of sacrificial ritual according to al these twilighty movies and such. god i hate todays crappy tv. zombies, vampires and such... I think there was an episode of 2 and a half men that deals with this kind of woman. charlie got drain dry. RHC... be warned.
Just been talking to one of the sluts next door. I asked about the baby dove. She said the gardener had stood on it by mistake and then dealt with it. Are we buying this version of events?
well you are now "in" as it were. she didn't ask why you know about the dove or why you were watching her? this indicates to me a lack of brains... thats a good sign a gardener... who kind of a posh ****ehole do you work in anyway? she may as well have said pool boy.. anyway... now you are in so you need to choose your next conversation with care... how you you ask what do you work at without seeming to interested
I was outside when they first brought the dove out, so they knew I knew. I intend to cut out the chatting up and just tell them I want some filthy lunchtime groupsex with my abscess-riddled cock Our office is on a business park, so the gardening is covered by the service charge
the direct approach will cut out a lot of time. either you get smacked and complained about or charged for a ride.. at least you'll know
