You know... if they know you're having conversations like this behind their backs they would probably be offended. The correct and proper thing to do would be to calmly walk over to their office, knock, and politely ask them. "I couldn't help but notice you are attractive women who close the blinds a lot, are you by any chance prostitutes?" They will appreciate your politeness and honesty and offer you a 10% discount. #thatswhatjesuswoulddo
I still think they're vampires though... or at very least... servants of a vampire. The room Is probably crawling with horny buxom vampire chicks that only come out at night.
Maybe they're stuck. The blinds I mean. Badly stuck, and the blokes going in there are blind engineers (have fun with that one) trying to fix them.
is this office south facing? perhaps their desks face is a way that means the sun either blinds them or hits their computer screens and the..... wait... hold everything.... crap these are f'n blondes were are talking about. RHC just needs to go show the dim bitches how to open the blinds.
I've seen them this morning. They were trying to rescue a baby dove. One of them had skin tight black leggings on. Horny as ****. In other news, I'm now a fully paid-up member of The Grange Sports and Social Club
You become a mamber somewhere and sometimes you might get a welcome pack Free Sambuca as like you got at the cheese
ok... now we are onto something.. let's ignore this bolloxology about insulting each other and discuss these skin tight black leggings. were they: a) leather effect, thus deffo a whore outfit for that time of day b) regular leggings a chav would be seen wearing with fur boots thus indicating this office is not that professional c) some other look that might lead to a conclusion. but my two main questions are could you tell from these leggings that she'd got no underwear or a g string... and finally why didn't you get over there and help them rescue that little baby and bring it in their office and see what's what!!!!
