As all the anus jokes have been taken
"In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space, wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty" said Les Dawson. "And as I looked at all this I thought: 'I must put a roof on the khazi."

What's 'is name Cox says there's some dispute about being a planet, but to add to the collection.....
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Might need to alter the size...
Before there are any accusations of grooming, a complete denial from me . If you click on mine it seems to expand...and clicking on your link does the trick LOL

I meant altering the size of Pluto itself, as it's a tad smaller than Jupiter...![]()