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OT- So what is JPF's job interview for in Sunderland?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 17, 2014.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    You certainly had no objections, even though I was wearing a glove so I wouldn't catch anything <nahnah>
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh> Like Mannone <laugh>
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

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    Looks like Mannone was an afterthought...

    PS...On a serious note, good look with the new job...
    I suspect you may be based at Doxford International, which is up my neck of the woods..
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Cheers Whitey, I am indeed <ok> See you around <monster>


    If you ever want a pint......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................get me one as well you git <laugh>
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

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    There is a canny pup/diner very close to where you are working called the Oak Tree Farm....A bit too up market for my taste though so you will be safe in there..<laugh>
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Hahahahaha ****... Take it you work at Vantec then!
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Looks like JPF and RAW will be new besties, with regular lunches and after work drinks in Sunderland.

    I think he's clearly been turned, so I vote for JPF.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Congratulations to JPF. We await time and motion pictures of the extra digits growing on your feet and hands. <laugh>

    Just to clarify for everyone else. When he says banker it has a different meaning in Sunderland. Its what is known as a fence this side of the water i.e. conduit for the sale of stolen goods <ok>

    Great timing JPF, just in time for the Xmas rush.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Fantastic, JPF always wanted to be a conduit.


    Conduit: n.
    1. A pipe or channel for conveying fluids.
    2. A means by which something is transmitted.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Indeed. A bit like Oscar Pistorious soon will be, except JPF's will be consensual
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Just a note of caution for JPF.
    As we know there are some Mackem beelers out there.
    In the workplace it would not be good for the career to keep asking the boss for a 'high six' etc..... especially where you will be working...
     
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  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh>

    Looks like I'll be deleting some savings accounts <whistle>

    I think I'm going to have to pretend to be mute ACS...
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    When you say 'banker', you're actually going to work at Wonga aren't you?
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Absolutely not, but seeing as we're on the topic, with Christmas round the corner, I'm sure you and your loved ones could benefit from a loan of up to £5,000 with a minimal 34095969705049438289686954% APR rate to have something extra special under the tree this year... Might as well, because next year you won't have a tree, as we'll be repossessing your house <ok>
     
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    Didn't think Mackems had money.
    Though they still used turnips.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  18. Agent Bruce.

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    Smug put up a pic of a gay chat line number on the back of a van which was quite funny for him.
    GC all piled in with some quality tags and started mercilessly baiting Smug.
    Smug had multiple meltdowns.
    Denied meltdowns.
    Beeled like hell.
    More tags appeared.
    Repeat.
     
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  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Hahahahahahahahaha that's quality. Love monacoger ripping the piss out of Smug for crying his eyes out about the tags <laugh>

    I got several mentions <party> Bri's been crawling through my posts as usual, and Smug went through my post history to find a spelling mistake, because he can't come up with an insult <wah>
     
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  20. Rick O'Shea

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    Havent you lot had fun with GC lot, sparking a new forum?
     
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