Can't stand the ****ing stuff. I'd rather eat ****, actually, I'd rather eat a McDonalds, and I haven't had one of them for about 5 years.
Oh yes, thick sliced crusty bread, butter, strawberry jam - "stras bas", [egg butty "egg banjo"] Fried bread?
Used to like them when I was stoned and one of my mates made them - cheese with homemade tomato and onion relish
I never thought this ****er would get off the first page. We're starting to sound like Gerrez and DR Barmcake
Just off topic for a mo (in case you don't go in the pub). Ford is ready to rock this Saturday, but will almost certainly start on the bench. Now. Barmcakes.....................