You could take a copy of the Radio Times from the mid 70's and stick a pin in it and probably come up with a winner.
After the CPS explained the difference between a surname and a verb, red faced coppers have today had to release Peter Purves.
I've still got faith in John Noakes. Who is he? Says anybody under about 45. Also at least you can trust your local catholic priest to not be a nonce.
Amusingly, Louis Theroux tweeted this morning - "Well there's another one of my documentaries that won't be repeated."
I loved Morph. There will soon be no tv shows from the 70's or 80's that will be able to be repeated as they all have perverts in them.
Extract from Morph's police interview: "Oh, God, it was horrible - his hands were everywhere, pushing, probing. I used to curl up in a ball to try to defend myself, but those fingers always found a way through. "And he was so manipulative. He told me he'd make us rich - but then I found out how. He would abuse me while strangers silently filmed it, and then millions would watch my humiliation and laugh. What sort of a sick world is this?"
What about Muffin the Mule..... You would have thought having a stage name like that would have given away what was going to happen once the voyeurs starting watching...
